shotgun weddings are always preformed @ toys-r-us: Tax Refunds= A Gift From the Goverment...sorta

I've always considered my tax refund a gift from the goverment, here's my reasoning; it's money they took from me through my taxes, I believe taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society, they don't really have to give it back but they do. So basically it's a gift.

Obviously I would prefer shoes to money any day, but like a well meaning relative the goverment doesn't know my size or what color I really like so they send money and love. (I like to believe in fairy tales, in this one the goverment loves it's people)

So I went shopping and here is a pretty good aproximation of what I bought. Thank you Federal Tax Return aunts and uncles. I really appreciate the money, but next year just send shoes.

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